Some may call this NJ Weather Map graphic unfortunate. Others may drool over the beauty of it. All I know is my immature 12-year old self loves it.

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“The east coast is taking a much needed pounding right now.”

“Wow. The storm is much bigger than I thought it would be.”

“It’s a big one, don’t forget to wear protection.”

“Weekend plans are getting the shaft.”

“A massive storm is coming.”

“Montreal is ahead of the storm.”

“California is jealous of the size of the storm.”

“The storm is penetrating into Canada.”

“Newfoundland is happy to be at the tip of the storm.”

“The storm is squeezing itself into most of the east coast.”

“Stay in bed today and enjoy the storm.”