Well my show Around the World in 80 Days opened last night Off-Broadway.

I started my day with a wonderful lunch with good friends at the Friars Club. Had a few drinks. Played some pool on the pool table Jackie Gleason practiced on for the film The Hustler. Had pre-show sushi and drinks with my manager. Saw the show. Had champagne at intermission (Are you sensing a pattern here?). Went to the after-show party. Had a drink. Went out and had dinner. Then went to bed. Did not have a drink.

The most amusing part of the evening: Randy Jones, the Cowboy from the Village People, was there. Evidently he comes to the opening of an envelope in NYC. But I have to hand it to him — I think he was in more press pictures than I was.