My Lists of Synonyms. Today It’s Poop

The other day. Or week. Or month. Hell, time has no meaning to me anymore. I don’t leave the house. Someone told me it’s August. Sure why not? Anyway, I posted my list of synonyms for vomit. I keep lists of synonyms, mostly for things like sex organs, prostitutes, the act of having sex, poop, etc. You get the idea. Sometimes saying, “I have to poop” works in a script. But I like to find other ways to say it. Thesaurus.com is fine, but I like to scour the internet for more colorful ways of saying, “I  have to poop.” Something like “I have to go squeeze a dwarf.”

So here today is my list of synonyms for poop, both verb and noun. Because you never know when you want to say, “Uh oh, I’ve gotta go make a taint hoagie.

A
Air out the anus
Anal impaction
Ass sneezing

B
Black banana
Blind eels
Blow mud
BM
Boom Boom
Butt dribblets
Butt drool
Butt sewage
Butt truffles
Boulder

C
Caca
Cattle cookies
Chimp chunks
Chocolate channel chewie
Chocolate explosion
Clean one’s colon
Clean out the garage
Clean up on aisle two
Colon cannonballs
Cook some beans
Corn eyed butt snake
Corn massacre
Crap
Crapsters
Creamy butt nuggets
Cut off a load

D
Digested Crayola box
Dingleberries
Dog logs
Doggy sausage
Doodoo
Dookie Pie
Drop a chalupa
Drop a deuce
Drop assgoblins
Drop some friends off at the lake
Dump
Dump run

E
Easter Bunny’s present
Empty the manure spreader

F
Fifth teletubby
Food’s evil cousin
Frightened turtle

G

H
Hardened fudge nuggets
Hershey Highway
Hell’s candy
Human espresso machine

I

J

K
Keester cakes

L

M
Meadow Muffin
Mississippi mud
Montezuma’s revenge

N

O

P
Peanut butter poop
Poopsicle
Potty animals
Product of Uranus

Q

R
Rectum warriors

S
Scat
Screaming mimis
Sea pickle
Sewer serpents
Shitsicles
Space slug
Squeezing a dwarf
Stink pickle
Stool
Super ShitMan
Supersonic sewer sauce

T
Taint hoagie
Tangy butt nuts
That ain’t chocolate puddin’!
Toilet bowl stew
Tom cruise missiles
Turd
Turd tunnel tasty

U

V

W
Woobiejoos

X

Y

Z

If you have any that I haven’t listed, please share them. I’ll add them to the list.