Free Donuts at Krispy Kreme

I’m usually a few hours behind on free stuff days. Not this time. June 5th is National Doughnut Day. To celebrate National Doughnut Day, Krispy Kreme will be giving away free donuts. One per person. But that’s why I carry around a stage makeup case with me. I’m shooting for at least a dozen free donuts.

No word yet on how Dunkin’ Donuts will celebrate the day.

National Moonshine Day

Celebrating National Doughnut Day with free donuts is pretty awesome. But you know what makes it even more awesome? June 5th is also National Moonshine Day. Sadly, whoever is behind National Moonshine Day is falling down on the job. Perhaps everyday is National Moonshine Day for him and he’s literally falling down everyday. The website is sad. Very sad. So don’t count on any free moonshine.

The Festival of Popular Delusions Day

June 5th is also The Festival of Popular Delusions Day. Now I don’t know if this is a legitimate holiday (you know, like National Doughnut Day) but the idea of it makes me hope it is a real holiday. Supposedly the first Festival of Popular Delusions Day marked the last day the Nazi’s were able to delude themselves that they would rule the Earth for a thousand years. Great origin. I’ll be celebrating The Festival of Popular Delusions Day by believing I am a handsome man about town.