According to The Telegraph, police in Xinjiang, China have started using geese to help them fight crime. The poultry police are “extremely vigilant and having excellent hearing,” according to Xinjiang police chief Zhang.

“Geese are very brave. They spread their wings and will attack any strangers entering [someone’s] home,” said Mr Zhang. In some ways, they are more useful than dogs. A household normally keeps one dog [but] an intruder can throw a drugged bun to kill the dog. Geese are normally kept in groups and they have poor eyesight at night making it very difficult for intruders to [poison them].”

Despite the poor eyesight bit, geese are mean mother f**kers who don’t take crap from anyone.

So I suppose the tagline to the new series about the crime fighting geese is “I guess his goose is cooked.”